I grow oh so tired of Kal's endless, worthless ranting. That fat fuck drones on and on, promising everything, offering nothing, offending everyone. Does he ever stop? Can he stop?
I decided to be creative today. I wrote a couple haikus about Kal. A haiku uses 5-7-5 syllables for you non-Japanese poetry guys. (it's supposed to be trendy fun for us westerners, hahaha)
Banal and facile
Kal Korff, a fat waste of space
See that pug nosed face
Easy right? Let's try again...
Full of promises
UFOs, Kennedy shows
Kal Korff is a bore
Yea, this is fun. One more time...
Kurtis in jail, check
Father, mother deadbeats, check
Kal Korff makes them proud
And the encore...
We are watching, Kal
Korffers of the world, unite
Do not try to hide
Feel free to submit your own haiku in the comments. Remember the 5-7-5 rule.