Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Kal's Claims

Kal's Claims

Kal has achieved so much, in so little time, where many others and teams of others have failed.
Can it really be true? You be the judge after you read his most often cited achievements:

  • Solved John F. Kennedy's assassination (resolutely proving the lone bullet theory).
  • Signed deal for writing 500 (five hundred) books (undisclosed publisher, unknown timeframe)
  • Developed A-bomb design during grade school science fair, prompting clandestine govt visit.
  • Invented hypertext (a.k.a. clickable links on Internet) while "an engineer at Apple"
  • Converted to Judiaism (via simple declaration) and founded "Special Secret Services"
  • Once a Captain, now promoted to Colonel in above Special Secret Services.
  • Employed with Lawrence Livermore National Labs to work on the "Star Wars" anti-ICBM project.

What does this mean to me?
Anyone who single-handedly solved JFK's assassination deserves world-wide recognition.
Why hasn't Kal received it?
Driven by desire for fame (in order to garner "respect"), Kal is often attracted to the hot topics or current events. He especially uses anniversaries to spread his grand contributions.

Past examples include 30th anniverary of JFK assassination, 40th anniversary of Roswell UFO case, terrorism scare of post-9/11, missile shield debate of Central Europe and many more.

Kal lavishes media attention. Once finished, he burns bridges with reporters, scorning any negative (accurate) attention.

Kal's Titles

Kal's Titles

Clearly, Kal considers titles as justification for experience, rather than the proper other way around.

When describing himself, Kal will often state he is a/an:
  • Analyst (Level 3)
  • Author
  • Broadcaster
  • Columnist
  • Counter-terrorism Specialist
  • Investigative Journalist
  • Researcher
  • CEO/CIO/CTO of various websites
  • "European Bureau Chief" of a web-based radio show
What does this mean to me?
If your interest in Kal stems from his list of credentials - you make want to rethink it, lest your own credibility be called into question.
Timeline/"CV" of Kal Korff

Anybody who can contribute details or corrections - please submit to

1960/61 - Kal Kern Korff is born, location unknown

1973-1976 - Kal's junior high school: Walters Junior High in Fremont, California
1976-1980 - Kal's high school: JF Kennedy HS, also in Fremont, California.
End of formal education.

1980's-1990's - various, intermittant employment at Claris, Boeing and LLNL (where else?)

Lived in
~1995 - Kal lives in Seattle, working for Boeing
2002 - Kal relocates to Prague (why?)

Freelance work
2006-2007 - Kal wrote 'Kal's Korner' for free daily paper, "Express" (since discontinued; out of circulation)

2008 - Kal "relocates" again to Switzerland (signing 2 year lease), but promptly returns back to Prague.

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