Where in the World is Kal an Idiot?

Question: Where is Kal an idiot?

Answer: Everywhere

While sightseeing on vacation last week, I got this idea. I scribbled a quick note, held it up against a famous landmark and snapped a picture. It still cracks me up to look at this picture.

I'm hoping to motivate a bunch of my fellow Korffers to do the same. Though I live in Prague, I'm leaving our beautiful city for someone else to do.

Simple rules:

1. One picture per city or famous location. (or even not famous like Grants Pass, OR)

2. Stay anonymous; no supermodels. (I don't want to help Kal enact revenge)

3. Genuine pictures only; no "photoshopping"

Submit your shot to me at kultofkal@gmail.com and I'll post it here.

New Video for Korffers

Just finished my latest video. As esteemed Korffer "FN" noticed, the video pits Kal's own information against him.

Damn, I really enjoy making this things!

Enjoy.

Kal Korff: a Dangerous Predator

Note: This post uses others' researched and concluded commentary direct from the KIAI blog.

Kal Korff is a dangerous predator, established by his deceitful MySpace profile, past behaviour and profiled as a registered cyberstalker.

Direct from Korff's MySpace profile:

• Orientation: Straight
• Income: $250,000 and more...

As Kal K. Korff is using MySpace, they seriously should be made aware that he has been identified and exposed as an online predator with an apparent interest in very young women. This is a guy who is alleged to have carried fake Mossad and Interpol badges as well. The combination of Kalvin Korff's interest in apparently underage women and his habit of impersonating law enforcement and military personnel as well as his documented cyberstalking is very troubling.

Kal's MySpace link: http://www.myspace.com/captainkorff

Add to that this misrepresentation of his annual income as a lure for unsuspecting target/victims and we have a situation rife for abuse. Considering that he also apparently fled the United States for Czech Republic as well they should be very interested to learn more about Kalvin and his probable use of their service to stalk, harass, and abuse. He should NOT be trusted by social networking services.

Kal Korff uses YouTube to bully, harass and intimidate others with little or no justifiable provocation. He is an online predator who uses the internet as a way to attack, abuse, and try to humiliate. It's one thing when he has a fruitcake lesson on UFOs, it's another thing when he names individuals by name, relates their places of employment, and makes baseless personal charges against them that are intended to harass and create an atmosphere of abuse & intimidation.

Kal Korff also uses YouTube as a platform for his pathological lying. His claims of being a colonel, assertions that his brother is innocent of any and all crimes, and his references to make believe people like Martina Tycova are all manipulations and distortions of the truth which are intended to recruit new accomplices.

He is a dangerous online predator and psychopath who should be avoided or at least regarded as a potential threat to the stability of everyone's life who encounters him.

As for being a registered Cyberstalker or "Cyberpath", one need to look no farther than here:

http://cyberpaths.blogspot.com/

Kal Korff Steals Valor

Note: This post is a direct copy of researched and concluded comments found on the KIAI blog.

Title 18 (U.S.C.), Chapter 33, §704 titled “Military medals or decorations” states:

• (a) In General.--Whoever knowingly wears, manufactures, or sells any decoration or medal authorized by Congress for the armed forces of the United States, or any of the service medals or badges awarded to the members of such forces, or the ribbon, button, or rosette of any such badge, decoration or medal, or any colorable imitation thereof, except when authorized under regulations made pursuant to law, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

Kalvin Korff has definitely stolen valor and misrepresented himself as some sort of military or paramilitary officer, as exemplified by his infamous SAPSTOE uniform portrait where he wears a number of fake, phony and fraudulently obtained badges and insignia. He has openly worn bars of a US Army Captain's rank and used images of himself festooned with these rank insignia to pull a con job on others for his own personal gain. He has never worked in the area of law enforcement, has never been a recruit in any military organization, and has no legitimate need to wear such insignia.

Obviously he is using these rank insignia to deceive consumers into listening to his confidence pitches. And possibly worse: Most predators who have been known to carry false or fraudulent law enforcement & military badges have used them to coerce their victims and create enough confusion for the victim/target to lower their defenses. All Ted Bundy needed was half a second to slap a pair of handcuffs on the young ladies he preyed upon -- once they were in restraints they were powerless.

Come to think of it, isn't "slapping the cuffs on them myself" a phrase that Kalvin K. Korff has used himself in the past? What good is a fake Interpol badge without a pair of handcuffs to go with it? He could then prey upon target/victims throughout Prague and all of Europe for that matter ... Isn't he often bragging about engaging in extended and unexplained journeys throughout the EU? Who knows what he's REALLY doing out there?

And who knows why he really relocated to Prague? Is there something more than just a lawsuit courtesy of Jim Dilettoso awaiting Kalvin K. Korff back in the USA? Maybe something involving impersonation of a police or military officer? He certainly holds the offices of law enforcement and the military in the most dire of contempt. People don't usually carry fake law enforcement badges or wear improperly obtained military insignia to aid them in collecting for the Red Cross. They usually wear or carry them as a way to help them prey upon their victims.

Kal's Flowchart for Making Videos

Continuing from the last post, I think I diagramed how Kal comes to making his videos. Enjoy.

Charting the Unchartered

Like many others, I'm sure, I'm seeing patterns in Kal's thinking.

It occurred to me "Maybe I should draft a diagram of what I believe is Kal's thinking process?"

So, I did. (click on picture to expand)

Oh, and it's only part 1 of ...well, a couple parts (who know how far this could go?

Enjoy.

KoK Site Changes

All,

A few days ago, I realized I'm getting bored with Kal's banal ranting: "Blah, Kimball's little gray men, Don Ecker threatened me, Randle is a real Colonel, Royce has a Hall of Fame, blah-blah-blah."

Well, to re-Kal-cify myself, I gave the website a shot in the arm.

Specifically, I made the following changes:

• Blog header's byline to honour the David Bowie tribute
• I added a bit of advertising (no one patroned the Kal store, but I have "make a penny" from this effort as a personal goal)
• A search function for parsing the blog's posts

I also added a poll - "Where did you first experience Kal?". Please chime in - it's more interesting to learn more about our group.

Naturally, I do this for my fellow Korffers, who I also suspect are growing tired with Kal.

I laugh how I still enjoy decent anonymity. Only Paul Kimball knows my real name and face since his visit to Prague. Luckily, I'm not as famous as Paul, so I have little to lose (except Kal's vengeful childplay).

Anti-Korffers are Loyal and Strong

Got a recent message from a loyal visitor (prior mystery solved, by the way) and long-time "Korffer."

I am surprised once again by how great a crowd we all are. Kudos to Kal for being such a personality that he can unite a crowd and energize them. Unfortunately for Kal, he's only capable at doing that as long as the crowd is against him.

In case anyone calls me on deleting the prior post, it was at the kind request of one of 'us.' My sincere apologies for, essentially turning the tables, causing unrest on the mystery visitor's side.

As I sit here before you, I am humbled by how cool a crowd we are, single-minded and united against a lone dimwit - Kal Korff. Banal and facile, a fat waste of space.

-kult of kal