Thursday, March 18, 2010

KIAI Is Back!!!!!

The AC/DC song ringing in my head - "Back in Black"



After a 8 month hiatus, the Kal Is An Idiot blog lives AGAIN!!!

The Motherland calls you - let's go back to our roots.
His latest post: http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/2010/03/kal-keeps-laughs-rolling-on.html

Oh, I wouldn't want to be Kal Korff...things just continue to get really bad for him.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

20 comments:

James said...
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Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha, ha....

Posted on Face Book today:

Kal Korff HI everyone, sorry I haven't been on Facebook much, have just been swamped. Turns out the new book series swelled from 26 to 32 :-), so the stuff is almost ready to finally go online. I hope everyone likes the software since it is a whole platform for exploring subjects of universal interest by many people. Ok, gotta g...et back to work. Talk to everyone soon, Kal, and THANKS again for all of the birthday wishes.

FN

The Unknown Korffer said...

One has to wonder how many of Little Kalvin's good Face Books friends have seen the portrait Kalvin made of himself in his little SAPSTOE costume with the fake Interpol badge yet. And how many of them will be following his vital status updates after realizing they have a fruitcake working them for a con of some sort.

Jimmy D said...

Apologise for your treatment of Vojtech, "Colonel". Apologise publicly, and in full. Then I'll leave you alone.

The offer's on the table, "KalIsrael". Why won't you accept it?

Anonymous said...

Taken from Facebook

Michael Horn:

Kal Korff was forced by his web hosting company to remove terrorist assassination threats against a number of people, including Michael Horn, and defamatory remarks against Billy Meier and his family. Korff is mentally disturbed, engaged in evil behavior, with an unreasonable hatred towards people he's never met and who never harmed, or even asked anything of, him in any way.

March 25 at 3:00pm

FN

Anonymous said...

Taken from Face Book on March 30, 2010:

Michael Horn -

Kal Korff's terrorist, hate site is now down. Citing Korff's, libel & harassment, Runrev atated, "...In light of this further violation of our goodwill and terms of service, I have instructed our technical team that the site be suspended...I will be seeking to defend our hard working staff from any further abuse in a ...robust and proactive manner and to the maximum possible extent under international law."

FN

Anonymous said...

It seems as though Kal K. Korff's site has been pulled down, with the help of Horn...?

Check it out:

http://www.kalkorff.com/

>>> If you can see this page, then the people who manage this server have installed cPanel and WebHost Manager (WHM) which use the Apache Web server software and the Apache Interface to OpenSSL (mod_ssl) successfully. They now have to add content to this directory and replace this placeholder page, or else point the server at their real content. <<<

FN

The Unknown Korffer said...

Official Web site of Kal Korff
Mar 29, 2010 ... Joomla! - the dynamic portal engine and content management system.
www.kalkorff.com/ - 5 minutes ago


O.0

Anonymous said...

Here's what Korff is using to "speed" up his site:

http://www.w3.org/

Template with little to no .png's. Duh! Of course it's faster fucker!

Just wait until he loads it up with .png's and you tube videos.

What a maroon.

FN

Sqylomoatic said...

LOLOL -- ACCOUNT SUSPENDED!


http://www.kalkorff.com

"This Account Has Been Suspended"

Appears to also affect other known Korff weblinks.

Kult of Kal said...

I finally found a mini-businses opportunity for Kal.


http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/

Anonymous said...

A constent barrage of Korff lies on Face Book now. Promises of this and that, says he's been working on a new Hollywood-based TV show, remotely, from his new country.... And his web site is having... issues.

Steady as he goes....

FN

Anonymous said...

ACCOUNT SUSPENDED!

Spronkowmatchstick said...

Some Kal K. Korff fan fiction here, cooked up a rainy afternoon last week waiting for package services ...


****
BREAKING NEWS -- ALL DEPARTMENTS

COLONEL KALVIN K. KORFF ADVISES U.S. PRESIDENT OBAMA IN CONTENTIOUS HISTORIC FIRST MEETING, BREAKTHROUGH SOON TO BE ANNOUNCED

DATELINE: APRIL 08 2010, 04:24PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!

(Prague, CR)

Anonymous sources have revealed to our editors that noted counter-terrorism expert, published author, broadcaster, iPad innovator, security consultant and senior Weapons Systems specialist COLONEL KALVIN K. KORFF of the Israeli-founded YS3 (Super Secret Services, or S.S.S.) has just completed a highly classified and contentious seven-hour plus marathon meeting with U.S. PRESIDENT BARACK O'BAMA here in Prague, where the publicly renowned advisor to many world leaders laid bare his concerns about Iran, Israeli-U.S. relations, the continuing scourge of radical Islamic terrorism, and the activities of ROYCE MEYERS III and his so-called "UFO Hall Of Fame" which regards such individuals as DON ECKER, DAVID BIEDNEY, and MAJOR KEVIN RANDLE - a self described "volunteer" soldier who's PUBLISHED LIES about FRANK KAUFMANN and LIDYA SLEPPY constitute a threat to American National Security, an area in which COLONEL KALVIN K. KORFF has extensive hands-on experience - as "credible".

While the summit meeting between KORFF and O'BAMA is so classified that no record of it will be found on the President's official schedule, and no transcripts or recordings were made save a copyrighted video made by COLONEL KORFF'S own UFO WATCHCAT camera crew under the direction of Czech producer, YS3 Warrant Officer and former supermodel MATINA TYCOVA, reports of the TOP SECRET MARATHON DISCUSSION suggest that AMERICAN PRESIDENT BARACK O'BAMA initially "expressed grave reservations" about COLONEL KALVIN K. KORFF'S admonishment to ATTACK IRAN IMMEDIATELY WITH PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKES using intelligence collected exclusively by COLONEL KORFF'S YS3 Kidon Unit Nanotechnologies Department, which COLONEL KORFF commands - instantly DISPROVING DON ECKER'S libelous claim that COLONEL KORFF does "not" have Nanotechnology components - we are able to confirm that PRESIDENT BARACK O'BAMA did promise IMMEDIATE EXECUTIVE ACTION in pursuing FEDERAL CHARGES against DON ECKER, MICHAEL HORN, BILLY MEIER, KEVIN RANDLE, ROB MCCONNEL, JIM DILETTOSO, DAVID BIEDNEY, ROYCE MEYERS III, RAY SANTILLI, WILLIAM SHATNER, RUPERT MURDOCH, and the cast of DANCING WITH THE STARS (except for Apollo 11 Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, who is a National Hero!) for CONSUMER FRAUD, which PRESIDENT O'BAMA AGREES constitutes as SERIOUS of a THREAT TO GLOBAL PEACE as Iran having access to NUCLEAR WEAPONS. PRESIDENT O'BAMA also AGREES that those so-called "kritics" of COLONEL KORFF'S are GUILTY of spreading LIES and DISINFORMATION TACTICS by smearing COLONEL KALVIN K. KORFF on various well-known HATE "forums" and INTERNET-BASED WEBSITE "discussion" boards, all of which will be SHUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY, their operators ARRESTED and their "anonymous" users UDDERLY BANNED FROM THE INTERNET FOREVER as charges against them are pursued as well. FEDERAL CHARGES are currently pending against literally DOZENS of known individuals as YS3 operatives work closely with the FBI and other FEDERAL law enforcement agencies WITH GLOBAL JURISDICTION, and a video of COLONEL KORFF mailing off several OFFICIAL FEDERAL COMPLAINTS from the POST OFFICE BY THE METRO BURGER KING will be uploaded soon to COLONEL KORFF'S You Tube channel by YS3's consumer fraud division, UFO WATCHCAT, and an announcement is pending for a press conference from YS3 "headquarters" in Geneva, where COLONEL KORFF will appear in FULL DRESS UNIFORM to "prove" his "kritics" WRONG once again when they "say" that he is not an "actual" Colonel, which is a slanderous vial LIE.

(con't)

Sqyonkydoodledandy said...

(con't from above -- please remember this is FAN FICTION!)


"Naturally, we take (YS3 COLONEL KALVIN K. KORFF'S allegations) very, very seriously," said an anonymous White House spokesperson accompanying PRESIDENT BARACK O'BAMA on his history making visit to Prague, where COLONEL KORFF also advised PRESIDENT O'BAMA on his Strategic Missile initiative with Russian President Medved. "While PRESIDENT O'BAMA was hesitant at first to accept the grim reality of what COLONEL KORFF laid out for him in regards to the IRANIAN THREAT TO GLOBAL PEACE, it was clear to us he was right and we agree that DON ECKER was LYING when he said that COLONEL KORFF did not have Nanotechnology components, and we at the WHITE HOUSE are very concerned about this DELIBERATE DECEPTION of consumers by both MICHAEL HORN and "MR." ECKER, who does NOT hold the rank of COLONEL in any organization now or EVER, and therefore is LESS QUALIFIED to speak about such matters than COLONEL KORFF, who has been SECRETLY ADVISING us for years since he was a CAPTAIN," said the WHITE HOUSE spokesperson, speaking on a condition of anonymity.

COLONEL KALVIN K. KORFF - a world respected senior journalist, internet developer and security systems analyst who VOLUNTEERED to FIGHT COMMUNISM and CONSUMER FRAUD starting in 1980 when he was just a YS3 Lieutenant - was pleased by these developments, and spoke exclusively to our reporters after the exhaustive marathon consultation session. "It is clear that Iran poses a significant threat to both Israeli and American interests," said YS3 COLONEL KORFF during a rushed interview while being escorted from his TOP SECRET meeting with PRESIDENT BARACK O'BAMA by Secret Service personnel. "The lies of MICHAEL HORN, DON ECKER, DAVID BIEDNEY and MAJOR KEVIN RANDLE will have a direct impact upon this threat to global security, and I am honored and humbled to be of use to AMERICAN PRESIDENT BARACK O'BAMA in finally bringing them to justice," COLONEL KALVIN KORFF remarked as he was hustled into a waiting police vehicle and sped to an undisclosed location where he met with local law enforcement personnel for over nine hours and briefed them extensively on a current security matter relating to the U.S. Embassy and Islamic terrorism that is covered in COLONEL KORFF'S highly anticipated SEVENTY FOUR VOLUME book on COUNTER-TERRORISM, "SECRET X WARS", soon to be published by Prometheus Books, which constitutes his life's work.

"We were not expecting anyone named COLONEL KORFF, and will have no further comment on the matter," said a SECRET SERVICE representative as he slammed the door to the hotel's staff enterence, who's obviously LOW SECURITY CLEARANCE meant he had clearly NOT been briefed on COLONEL KALVIN K. KORFF'S TOP SECRET MEETING with PRESIDENT BARACK O'BAMA, which had been PLANNED MONTHS IN ADVANCE including a SECURITY DETAIL who had COLONEL KORFF under surveillance for WEEKS, as PROVEN by COLONEL KORFF'S wildly popular FaceBook updates, where his friends list has now topped 5,260,854 users, far more than DAVID BIEDNEY or DON ECKER's combined, which proves that THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE "AGREE" WITH COLONEL KORFF and his views on controversial subjects that are of interest to many.

COLONEL KORFF could not be reached for further comment as this story went to press.

Developing ...


Staff writers Umgwadda Kik-Butti and Rockie Bullwynkle contributed to this story.

(ED - update corrects "Obama" to "O'Bama" and substitutes "William Shatner" for "Commander Will Riker".)

Anonymous said...

Speaking of fiction... Korff refuses to talk about his site have "troubles" on Face Book. He's acting like all is well. Well, let's see where is template site migrates to from this current listing:

Registrant:
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: KALKORFF.COM
Created on: 25-Jun-97
Expires on: 24-Jun-10
Last Updated on: 13-Apr-10

Administrative Contact:
Private, Registration KALKORFF.COM@domainsbyproxy.com
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
480) 624-2599 Fax -- (480) 624-2598

Technical Contact:
Private, Registration KALKORFF.COM@domainsbyproxy.com
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
480) 624-2599 Fax -- (480) 624-2598

Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.1ST-AMENDMENT.NET
NS2.1ST-AMENDMENT.NET

FN

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha!


KalKorff.com • CriticalThinkers • UFO WatchCat • Martina Tycova.com • KalsKorner.net
Kal Korff's Web site, CriticalThinkers.org, UFO WatchCat and other sites are now being upgraded and ready to offer content for immediate downloading. Please check back shortly.

FN

Schkwonk-O-machtstic said...

One unintended side effect that MR. Korff did not foresee is that Googling his name now returns only his locked down portal page at the top followed by 52,000 results that paint MR. Korff in a less than favorable light.

By trying to be more controlling and secretive, MR. Korff has limited the public search returns for his name to those of his critics, something that the Kal Korff exposure community has dreamed of for years. And this was of his own doing.

Nice work, Hammerhead! :D

Anonymous said...

Wher's you template site Korff!?!

Anonymous said...

Where is the English-language newspaper (with you as "Editor-in-Chief") that you promised - PROMISED - would be launched three months ago?

Where?

Where?

Where?

You lying piece of dung.

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