Thursday, April 2, 2009
"Videos need cleaning" - Google
Google is disabling videos which use copyrighted music or images. And I just got an e-mail warning me that the "Kult of Kal" video is now blocked since it is "lacking the necessary copyright authorization."
Fair enough. If I remember right, the video plays a bit of the Superman theme (when Kal stands up to proudly show off his new t-shirt, depicting how his brother was really shot).
No worries. At some point, hopefully soon, I will remaster the video (minus the Superman tune) and repost it. And now that I'm thinking of it, I had better do the same cleaning up of the 2nd video which plays some of Jethro Tull's Aqualung.
Kal - you've got a reprieve for a few days. Enjoy.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Kal Did Work At LLNL
I believe Kal now. I've heard from one of Kal's former colleagues at LLNL.
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, this person worked with or above Kal at LLNL (Lawrence Livermore Natl Laboratory) and verified Kal's employment, including some decent details.
My source verified about 2 facts:
- Kal did indeed work at LLNL, for a period between 2-4 years.
- Kal's work was not related to the Star Wars program, not even remotely. Instead, Kal's work was remedial system support, namely on a subset of LLNL's Macintosh computers.
Even more detailed, Kal was not a full-time LLNL employee, but rather via a contractor, through Kirk Mayer Inc (KMI). The rent-a-tech department he worked in was called Small Systems Support (SSS), later called the Distributed Computer Support Program (DCSP).
Also, I understand from this source (sounds like someone who was in a superior position to Kal) that Kal's performance was subpar, all the while he was a boastful (direct quote: "he did not contribute to anything but his ego")
Another quote from the source: "He certainly did not support anything related to the science that goes on there." So, for Kal to say he was involved with Star Wars is the same as any person crossing the street was involved with a car accident a mile away. Kal was in the same city, but not the same team.
Again, although he was bad at it, here's one more source saying Kal did legitimately work at LLNL. More importantly in the quest of truth, all of Kal's innuendos that he had any contribution to the Star Wars program are completely empty. Kal's work at LLNL was simply Macintosh computer support.
Personal Thank You to Kal
I have a personal "Thank You" for you, Kal. When I first read about you and your "involvement" with Hypercard, I got interested in learning about Hypercard myself.
I couldn't believe how easy Hypercard is! I made a couple programs myself after only a few minutes. And then I got a good idea ...since I'm kind of a Star Trek fan, I made one program to catalog a bunch of Star Trek TNG related data. I named it "Commander Data" and I ended up selling it online for ..., well, let's say more money than you'll ever see. Even Milos Bartu appreciates it (I gave it to him for free).
Yeah, so thanks Kal!
Friday, March 20, 2009
Kult of Kal 3 video
The main message is clear: there are two sides to Kal. First, how Kal sees himself in the world and second, ...reality. This video takes 6 minutes to briefly illustrate both sides.
There are 3 "Kult of Kal" videos now. Here are the first two:
Kult of Kal 1 & Kult of Kal 2
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Anonymous Letter to Kal -From All of Us
I found this one comment particularly cutting, but honest:
Kal, you should be utterly ashamed of yourself for this latest example of how low you'll stoop.
The underbelly isn't low enough for you, as you sink so low as to take out your personal anger and rage against Paul Kimball, Kevin Randle and Royce Meyers at the expense of a poor girl who has cancer. Shame on you. Shame.
Your obsession with some UFO personalities is frightening and you have clearly lost touch with the real world.
It is abundantly clear Kal that your vendetta, your petty and pathetic need to get even with and attempt to marginalize a particular group bleeds through in everything you do. It is, in my opinion, obvious this is a sickness you have.
And as usual Kal, your gross ignorance and knee jerk assumptions make you look all the more foolish regarding how the medical system in the UK actually works. I thought you were a "global citizen" Kal, a man of the world who was well traveled and educated about the various societies on this planet. Clearly you are anything but.
Kal writes, "While it is always WRONG to "judge" people (unless you ARE "God"), once people lower themselves to this uncivilized standard, of course they typically have nothing to say, often invent things or outright LIE about that person, and this is when they are not busy making a point to tell everyone they know or all their friends, not only made up stuff, but report only the worst of news."
No shit, Kal. This must be an excerpt straight out of your own book of standard conduct. You do the exact same thing, Kal. By Kal's own words he must think he is God. Kal doesn't have anything to say because for years now he has been repeating the same material over and over again.
Kal, if you're so intelligent, then you should try taking an objective inventory of the things you said and compare them to the way you operate.
You pass judgment on people, produce false claims about them and then twist around any little bit tabloid style to make the person look bad and then you "report" it to the world. Well, you report it to the handful of people who laugh at you and your website.
As far as this woman Jade goes, Kal, people identify with her plight and while you might not know this, supporting a person who might be dying is a human trait called mercy, forgiveness, understanding, sympathy, compassion or how ever else you want to describe it. These are things you clearly have very little understanding of and things you do not apply to your own hate filled life.
It takes a truly twisted sort of person to take every opportunity possible to try to make someone look bad. It takes a tasteless asshole who has no boundaries to insert his hate and jealous fueled dispute to insert that very hatred and try to somehow connect a few people you rant on about into a story about a woman dying. This would be you I'm referring to, Kal.
From the big mouth of Kal, "FOR IT TAKES HATE and the feeling of HATRED TO ACCUSE SOMEONE OF THINGS WHICH ARE NOT TRUE!"
Again, a page out of your own book of standards you use against others on a regular basis at every opportunity you see. You prove you do this very same thing just by your words in this latest hate fueled rant on your website. You do the very same thing, you pathological hypocrite.
What sort of person ties in his personal vendetta to try and marginalize a few people into a story about a woman who likely will die from cancer? What sort of twisted, sick, delusional fuckhead does such a thing? It takes a real piece of shit to do something so low, doesn't it Kal?
Kal, you often talk about hate and finding the source of the problem and how things will never change until we address root causes.
News flash for Kal! Kal, you are part of the problem here. Duh! You are the root cause of some of this hate because of your inability to deal with certain truths and your overblown sense of how things ought to be.
You allow your hate filled need to dispense "justice" on those who have told many truths about you, truths that you know are truths but you can't stand to have been exposed after having supposedly "exposed" so many others. Kal is ok with everyone else facing the music, but when it comes his turn he always has an excuse or blames someone else.
Just look at some of the ridiculous bullshit you've done to people. You tried to accuse people of having ties to terrorism who clearly do not. You allege to have filed complaints against people at their place of work when their employment clearly has nothing to do with anything. You threaten to sue and have people arrested. You threated to expose people before the "worldwide media." You threat people with nonexistent audits. you question people's patriotism to a country you frequently bash. You falsely accuse people of hate crimes and being racist.
More words of wisdom from Kal, "It is NEVER RIGHT to "judge" and condemn people just because you disagree with them."
Kal, you've already passed judgment on so many by calling them frauds and liars.
And Kal rails on, "HATRED AND INTOLERANCE ARE A CHOICE, THEY ARE NEVER AN OPTION."
Kal, you need to look into that proverbial mirror you write about and take a good, long, hard look at yourself. The words utter and hypocrite come to mind.
Let's face it, Kal, you are a large part of the problem. Kal, you're a spite filled little man taking his own anger and frustrations out on people and things you perceive have somehow done you some wrong.
Time to face reality, Kal. No one created these problems for you, you created them all on your own by not addressing your own root causes. You've turned out to be a colossal failure in life because you want to blame everyone and everything else for your problems and how the world is.
Do I say this out of spite? No, I do not. I say it out of compassion for you, Kal. I truly do. You need some serious help and I hope that you get it and are able to become a functioning part of normal society again instead of this rambling, hate filled alter ego you have created out of your own desperate need to have something, to have anything to shield you from the ugliness of your self loathing hatred that you wrongly foist upon those who you believe are the cause of your problems.
Kal, you don't just hate, you are hate.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Kal Cannot Pay Attention to Detail
Completely oblivious
------ Disregard the obvious
------------ Poor attention to detail
------------------ Sharp as a tack
Where do you think lies on this spectrum? Let's discuss that...
Kal has (attempted) to post YouTube videos of US Pres Obama's speech on his train-wreck of a website. The videos are obviously someone else's effort, and that someone titled the speech segments very clearly, i.e. "Obama Speech to Congress Part 2/6"
How well do you think Kal these titles to organize and post them on his website? Yeah, not at all.
On the spectrum, Kal yet again, ranks [Completely Oblivious].
Here is what Kal did. Below, I list what Kal writes: [embedded video segment]
Barack Obama's Speech to Congress Part 4: [Speech to Congress Part 3/6]
Barack Obama's Speech to Congress Part 3: [Speech to Congress Part 2/6]
Barack Obama's Speech to Congress Part 2: [Speech to Congress Part 2/6]
Barack Obama's Speech to Congress Part 1: [Speech to Congress Part 1/6]
Errors which should be more than obvious:
- Video part 2 (self-labeled as such) is posted twice as Parts 2 & 3.
- Video part 3 is posted as Part 4.
- There are no video parts 4, 5, or 6, which any a reasonable person would deduce as missing from the other labeled videos (and the abrupt cut-off to the speech).
He really is an oblivious dumbass.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Let this article serve as a strong endorsement for the UFO Hall of Fame, maintained by none other than Royce Myers III. This website is the one-stop repository of people, popularly elected and chosen for their related contributions.
My unbiased assessment is on the choice of Hall of Fame candidates.
I urge you to view these reputable men and women, distinguished by their achievements, their credibility and their strong character.
Examples of those Hall of Fame candidates include the great Dr. Kevin Randle, Don Ecker and Don's lovely wife, Vicki. Pictures of them are below. Behold - their greatness.

(And, hey, aren't those doggies cute! I'll bet Don and Vicki are great people to know, too.)My hat is off to these 3 people and the selected few who join them in the established UFO Hall of Fame.
As a quick disclaimer, let me say - this author is a disinterested, 3rd-party regarding UFOs, since I have zero interest in UFOs as a topic. Instead, I only wish to point out who is and who is not on the UFO Hall of Fame.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Kal and his Quotation Marks
- To quote or cite someone else's words. (Hence, they are appropriately named "quotation marks").
- To make specific reference to a word or phrase, as I just did within the parentheses above. Example: I made reference to my previous use of the words "quotation marks."
In the first case, when Kal means to quote someone else, he misuses by purposefully forgeting to use quotation marks. We've already proven that Kal makes liberal use of other people's written material in his publishing attempts, but rarely distinguishes the effort as someone else's. (Obviously, this is his vain attempt to come off smarter than we all know him to be.)
In the latter case, Kal heavily abuses quotation marks, abitrarily and randomly encasing words with them as would a cook sprinkle herbs into a soup. In Kal's case, that soup would be ruined by overuse.
Let's pick one random example of Kal's random use of the quotation mark. Can you spot it?
Yes, Kal actually put Wednesday in quotation marks.
If that's not bad enough for you, here's an exerpt of the text which followed. I made no edits, save putting his quoted words in bold for faster identification:
Let us see now how many people continue to lie on the Internet and say that this is "not true."
Furthermore, let us now also see just how long Royce's "good buddies" like David Biedny,...; or Kevin Randle (who Royce falsely claims is the "voice of reason in UFOlogy" despite the FACT that Randle LIES and defames U.S. law enforcement and its fine military personnel by claiming that they go around "threatening to murder Roswell eyewitnesses"); or Don Ecker (another huckster Royce endorses, who sold his magazine to UFO literary FRAUD co-author William Birnes); or Paul Kimbull — who of course never holds Royce, Randle, Ecker nor Biedny accountable, but of course "attacks" Kal Korff (who doesn't believe in Little Grey Men) and plans a video "hit piece" marketed as a "documentary" in the near future.
UFO WatchCat and Kal Korff are not "worried" — instead, Paul Kimball should be, as his good friend Brad Sparks was recently informed of.
Sparks does NOT support the activities of these individuals, Brad Sparks does NOT claim that "Roswell" involved the secret crash and recovery of "aliens" and Kal Korff continues to work on "projects of interest" (Korff would not elaborate) with Mr. Sparks.
Both Sparks and Korff are longtime, very close friends, of nearly 20 YEARS!
Naturally, the "pro-UFO alien agenda-driven" imaginary "field" of "UFOlogy" never discusses this — instead, they're too busy engaging in avoidance and playing "shoot the messenger" instead of facing the FACTS of the "messages" Brad Sparks, Korff and UFO WatchCat have always exposed.
Yes, Kal continues to be a moron.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Actual Products About Kal - Genius

Kal - eat your heart out. Hey, maybe Martina will even get the thong (see online near bottom).Sincerely yours,
Monday, December 29, 2008
Ingenious New Blog Available
In a simple, but brilliant new move by one of Kal's many critics, a new blog is available.
The blog "Flame Away" has one hidden purpose - to motivate Kal to act.
How? It slanders the hell out of Kal Korff.
Why? Kal often threatens to sue others for defamation, slander, libel, etc., despite the individual barely criticized him (many cases documented below). And in every case, Kal's action stops at the threat, far short of doing anything concrete, i.e. retain a lawyer, file a "cease & desist," complaining to appropriate authorities...
Maybe this time, he'll have no choice but to actually do something!
http://f1-racer.blogspot.com/
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Kal's Lawsuits Against Others
Whenever critiqued, Kal often threatens lawsuits for "libel, slander, consumer fraud." The extent Kal Korff proceeds with lawsuits is debatable, ranging from "official papers have been filed with numerous courts, police and the FBI" (K. Korff) to idle threats (3 interviews of people targeted by Korff below).
Past lawsuits, threatened or otherwise:
* Lawsuit against Ray Santilli
* Lawsuit against Billy Meier
* Lawsuit against Michael Horn
* Lawsuit against Don Ecker
* Lawsuit against Paul Kimball
* Lawsuit against Royce Myers
* Lawsuit against David Biedny
* Lawsuit against Officer Jim Geiger, Josephine County Police, Oregon
* Lawsuit against Officer Brad Johnson, Josephine County Police, Oregon
Criminal charges were alledgedly "filed" against all the above as well. The grounds for all lawsuits above range from critique of Kal on a website (such as this), to unrelated, legal conviction against a relative (see below).
Slanderous behavior from Kal in response:
While Kal is quick to announce a lawsuit, his more severe responses range from genuine slander to intimidation or blackmail:
- Kevin Randle exposes Kal, then Kevin Randle is thratenedwith complaints and accused of having "terrorist ties."
- Mac Tonnies questions Kal, then is threatened with a complaint to the FBI and accused of being a racist.
- Gene Steinberg hosts a message board exposing Kal, Gene Steinberg is accused of promoting hate.
Perhaps most damaging to others' reputation:
Regarding police directly involved in incarcerating Kal's brother (Kurtis Korff was tried by jury and successfully convicted of a felony: guilty of attempted assult). The police were threatened with "nanobots" by Kal, plus lawsuits and criminal investigations.
Kal says he is having a lawsuit filed against Ray Santilli. When Ray Santilli laughs at this Kal claims Ray Santilli has ties to porn and neo Nazis. (While completely unfounded, Ray intends no countersuit)
Milos Bartu files a lawsuit against Kal, then is threatened with the FBI and Department of Justice. Going further, Kal threatened Milos of involving Milos' employer.
What does this mean to me?
Just be aware that Kal can and does go beyond holding a grudge and continues to slander those who critique him.