tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post1743472761655133383..comments2020-06-15T22:31:34.524+02:00Comments on Kult of Kal Korff: Kal Korff aligns himself with chronic sex offender.We.Are.Kult.Of.Kalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16425895101721641072noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-90341313162725622292010-02-01T16:24:53.824+01:002010-02-01T16:24:53.824+01:00Gentlemen,
It is my sad duty to inform you that t...Gentlemen,<br /><br />It is my sad duty to inform you that there is no Korff film, and there never has been. It was just a little gag that the late Mac Tonnies and I cooked up one night whilst chatting by phone, as a way of getting Korff's proverbial goat... and then it went viral. It fooled both Korff (who will undoubtedly deny it, but his past posts put the lie to any such denial) and you guys (call that last part collateral damage). <br /><br />Mac and I had planned a great denouement in November, wherein I would rent a theater here in Halifax, fill it with a hundred friends, and tape myself at a Q & A after the movie had allegedly screened, answering serious questions about the non-existent film. We had a good laugh as we imagined Korff wathcing it, and slowly coming unhinged. Then, at the very end, the final question would be from a pal who was going to ask me, "so, what are your final conclusions after having done this film about Kal Korff?" to which my response was going to be, "what film? Who the heck would ever make a film about Kal Korff?" Cut to black, and call it a Bob Newhart ending.<br /><br />However, with Mac's tragic death in October, the joke, as the Smiths said, just wasn't funny anymore. I would have pulled the plug earlier, but honestly, it just hasn't been on my radar screen, as I've been swamped finishing my ghost TV series and my first feature film (these are thinks, Kal, that real filmmakers do). <br /><br />A couple of weeks ago, however, KoKK sent me a note asking me to let everyone know what was up - he and I had met in Prague last June (yes, I was actually there - just a happy coincidence), and I have a little free time this morning, so there it is.<br /><br />Cue the predicatable response from Korff about how he knew it all along. :-)<br /><br />The truth is that no-one, and I mean no-one, would ever pay me or anyone else to make a film about Korff, simply because he isn't important enough. And remember, I've been paid to make films about all sorts of people (Stan Friedman, for example), and all sorts of subjects (ghosts, UFOs, pro wrestling, classical music, the blues, travel)... all of which are more important than one, sad little man stuck in his fantasy world in the Czech Republic, pretending that he's "exposing" Barack Obama. <br /><br />That joke isn't funny anymore, either.<br /><br />Paul KimballPaul Kimballhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08804735930733797952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-80817661840073537302010-02-01T07:43:25.013+01:002010-02-01T07:43:25.013+01:00You are lying vermin, Korff.
Oh by the way, wasn&...You are lying vermin, Korff.<br /><br />Oh by the way, wasn't that new newspaper (whose editor you claimed to be) due to debut round about now? <br /><br />Where is it, liar?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-4774123488570115162010-02-01T01:43:44.604+01:002010-02-01T01:43:44.604+01:00So secret agent Kal is now going to 'expose...So secret agent Kal is now going to 'expose' the President of the United States. I'm sure the FBI will get a good laugh out of that!<br /><br />DiggerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-16756848493635308532010-01-31T22:52:26.441+01:002010-01-31T22:52:26.441+01:00What A fucking putz is Kal. From his "websit...What A fucking putz is Kal. From his "website" with millions of hits per month (almost as many as Drudge)<br /><br />UPDATE: Kal Korff to Xpose President Barack Obama's LIES in New Series of Videos Next Week PDF Print E-mail<br />News - Latest<br />Written by Public Relations <br />Thursday, 28 January 2010 14:11<br /><br />Dear World,<br /><br />CriticalThinkers.org is now preparing a series of video REBUTTALS to President Barack Obama's much-maligned and hypocrisy-laden State Of The Union Address, which he gave last night to exasperated fellow Americans, who saw yet more hard evidence that this President and the present Congress ARE NOT CAPABLE OF FIXING THE PROBLEMS THEY ALL WILLINGLY, (key word here), WILLINGLY CAUSED.<br /><br />In this series of videos, to be launched next week, Kal Korff will critique segments of President Obama's speech, and CORRECT THE FACTUAL RECORD, proving where the President not only LIED, but that Obama KNEW he had lied to the American people.<br /><br />Such behavior is disgusting, it is UNBECOMING and UNWORTHY of the President of the United States or members of its government, regardless of their political affiliations.<br /><br />CriticalThinkers.org will try to air these recorded videos and responses to both the President's speech and the Republican's "response" sometime next week.<br /><br />Never a dull moment.<br /><br />UPDATE: Korff will show statements Barack Obama has made, promises he "swore" he would keep, and then show how Obama today KNOWS that what he continues to say is NOT true, and is in fact dishonest.<br /><br />"The purpose is NOT to attack nor criticize the President nor anyone specific," Korff said. "Instead, it is to correct and set the record straight, so that the next time these myths and untruths are said, the American people will know the facts and know the truth and be able to tell WHO is lying.<br /><br />"If I am wrong on anything that I will expose, then I will gladly cut another video and correct whatever mistakes people report and prove to me," said Korff.<br /><br />Korff is expected to "Xpose" President Barack Obama using hard facts and Obama's own words, the way he did Josephine County Sheriff, Gil Gilbertson, UFO huckster and Roswell CONspiracy nut and Little Grey Man believer, Kevin Randle, "Desperate Don" Ecker and others.<br /><br />Developing...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-90942285656834165002010-01-30T07:42:28.730+01:002010-01-30T07:42:28.730+01:00I have asked Mr Kimball that a couple of times and...I have asked Mr Kimball that a couple of times and he has never responded.<br /><br />It was supposed to have come out in November.<br /><br />This is distinctly Korff-like behavior, Mr Kimball. Does this movie really exist?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-49746153585019947372010-01-30T07:06:08.428+01:002010-01-30T07:06:08.428+01:00Is Paul Kimball's documentary going to address...Is Paul Kimball's documentary going to address Korff's self-demonstrated close association and shared common interest with Scott Ritter? <br /><br />When is Kimball's Korff film to be released?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-1913666137474109762010-01-29T12:28:45.355+01:002010-01-29T12:28:45.355+01:00Well, for once I can say without any form of irony...Well, for once I can say without any form of irony: boy, I wouldn't like to be Scott Ritter right now. Things continue to get really bad for him.<br /><br />Please don't claim to have had any hand in his apprehension, "Colonel". Please don't be as predictable as that...you lunatic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-39931478515670043972010-01-27T14:05:26.070+01:002010-01-27T14:05:26.070+01:00"KalIsrael" has claimed (i.e. lied) that..."KalIsrael" has claimed (i.e. lied) that "Ritter doesn't even know I helped lure him to Prague under the guise of paying him to come give a lecture.<br /><br />See: http://www.ufowatchdog.com/komments.html<br /><br />You're pathetic, "Colonel".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-9457822381944243232010-01-24T07:26:50.485+01:002010-01-24T07:26:50.485+01:00Still trying to impress the world with his IQ of 2...Still trying to impress the world with his IQ of 219? Won't work.<br />An udderly amature job, literally.<br /><br />D....rAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-40086971685420441482010-01-24T07:26:22.394+01:002010-01-24T07:26:22.394+01:00Still trying to impress the world with his IQ of 2...Still trying to impress the world with his IQ of 219? Won't work.<br />An udderly amature job, literally.<br /><br />D....rAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-77546420989686498842010-01-23T21:53:01.948+01:002010-01-23T21:53:01.948+01:00BREAKING NEWS! It's OFFICIAL - Col. Kal Korff ...BREAKING NEWS! It's OFFICIAL - Col. Kal Korff Becomes Editor of New Czech Daily Newspaper <br /><br />http://www.kalkorff.com/home/the-news/676-breaking-news-its-official-col-kal-korff-becomes-editor-of-new-czech-daily-newspaper.html<br /><br />Kalvin - you know this is a lie; and you know that we know that this is a lie. Furthermore, you know that we know that you know this is a lie.<br /><br />So what's the point? Really - what's the frickin' point?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-85982626314690598252010-01-22T09:34:13.487+01:002010-01-22T09:34:13.487+01:00KoK somehow gave the wrong link to the Kal's K...KoK somehow gave the wrong link to the Kal's Korner article. Here's the correct one:<br /><br />http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n20/nerohj/KalsKorner-20060911-sized.jpgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-75834851800252668562010-01-20T10:37:00.091+01:002010-01-20T10:37:00.091+01:00Kyra Bridgeman - not a common name: http://names.w...Kyra Bridgeman - not a common name: http://names.whitepages.com/Kyra/BridgemanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-8607573837884426922010-01-19T21:39:59.165+01:002010-01-19T21:39:59.165+01:00Dorothy Juanita Joss
m. Kalvin Kern Korff
m.2nd. ...Dorothy Juanita Joss<br />m. Kalvin Kern Korff<br />m.2nd. Val Roland Toone<br /><br />Children:<br />Kal K. Korff<br />Kyra Kamille Korff<br />Kurtis Kern Korff<br /><br />DiggerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-69884515920598308762010-01-19T18:17:50.451+01:002010-01-19T18:17:50.451+01:00Joss. Dorothy Joss.
DotJoss was the (mythical?) c...Joss. Dorothy Joss.<br /><br />DotJoss was the (mythical?) company through which Kalvin said he traded the computer goods he stole from Milos "Fuck You" Bartu.<br /><br />Hey "Colonel" - how are the plans for an "online memorial service" for your pal? And what the frick is an "online memorial service" anyway?<br /><br />You madman.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-34519953248334516722010-01-19T17:44:26.980+01:002010-01-19T17:44:26.980+01:00Does anyone remember what Kal's mom;s name was...Does anyone remember what Kal's mom;s name was?<br /><br />I know it was Dorothy but i cant remember the last name.<br /><br />F1 RacerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-60334965794993202092010-01-19T03:18:21.911+01:002010-01-19T03:18:21.911+01:00However, my main point is that Scott Ritter was au...However, my main point is that Scott Ritter was automatically assumed guilty without giving him a chance to exonerate himself. Pretty similarly to the way I might be assumed guilty of spamming, posing as someone else and sexual perversion.<br />Overwhelming majority of the posts I saw online had assumed that Scott Ritter was guilty. I wanted to give a reply to those posts so that people had a chance to consider a different opinion before jumping to a conclusion.<br /><br />I believe that he should be assumed innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around. If you only listen to prosecution the defendant is always guilty.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18299099393056885151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-37005364748110395102010-01-19T03:11:48.939+01:002010-01-19T03:11:48.939+01:00I am sorry to post on this blog off subject. I tho...I am sorry to post on this blog off subject. I thought that since the blog post was about Scott Ritter I could express my opinion.<br />However, I would like you to kindly listen to the defendant (that is me) testimony, so that I can save my tarnished reputation, before I am established as guilty.<br /><br />When I heard about this story with Scott Ritter I came to a conclusion that there is a high chance that this was a setup. So I tried to post my opinion on as many blogs that had this subject as possible. I did not realize it was in any way wrong. Anyway I gave up because there were too many of them.<br /><br />I am not the administrator of the Scott Ritter facebook page http://www.facebook.com/pages/Scott-Ritter/40208468852 .<br />I don't know how you came to that conclusion. I became a member of that page maybe a couple months ago and once posted an unmentioned article in the fans comments area. In any case, the conclusion that I am the creator or administrator of that page was wrong.<br /><br />As to the charge that I "also previously posted on many other sites, mostly ones having something to do with the subject of deviant sex."<br />the only sexual post I've ever posted was on blog post<br />http://iyerdeepak.wordpress.com/2009/12/22/first-lesbian-scene-of-hindi-cinema/<br />in the comments area. The posts were about the hidden sexual messages in the old Indian cinema.<br />All the other sexual posts are probably some automatic copies of the above and are not done by me. If there are other sexual posts on my name, please, let me know, becaue I am not aware of any.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18299099393056885151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-45241796141241752282010-01-18T22:23:47.312+01:002010-01-18T22:23:47.312+01:00Far out. Didn't mean to distract from the Colo...Far out. Didn't mean to distract from the Colonel and had decided not to reply anymore to additional posts from that entity, had likewise suspected an ulterior intent. What a wacky world!The Unknown Korffernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-56310468998823836712010-01-18T21:10:59.203+01:002010-01-18T21:10:59.203+01:00Kok:
Just been laying back waiting for Kal Korker...Kok:<br /><br />Just been laying back waiting for Kal Korker to do something funny or stupid.<br /><br />Regarding this 'tiraniyaya' character, you missed a few. He has actually posted that same comment, word for word, on more than 100 sites, all in one day!<br />He has also previously posted on many other sites, mostly ones having something to do with the subject of deviant sex.<br />No further comment needed!<br /><br />DiggerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-63782415622413504052010-01-18T15:24:54.307+01:002010-01-18T15:24:54.307+01:00Digger,
I just realized something, buddy... I was...Digger,<br /><br />I just realized something, buddy... I was doing your job! :)<br /><br />Where you been lately?<br /><br />-kultWe.Are.Kult.Of.Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16425895101721641072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-47191977954264362962010-01-18T15:22:34.252+01:002010-01-18T15:22:34.252+01:00hey all,
First of all, my blog's a free plac...hey all, <br /><br />First of all, my blog's a free place for any asshole to post their comments, regardless whether the asshole is me, you or this "tiraniyaya". <br /><br />Now that said, I also suspected the posts were strange, so I plugged some quoted text from his comment into Google.<br /><br />Sure enough: that person has posted identical text on several blogs and newspaper article forums.<br /><br />More so, if you Google the guy's full name, you'll find he "runs" a Scott Ritter's Facebook fan page, under the presumed identity of Scott Ritter. (many of "Ritter's" 317 friends assume it's really him). Sound familiar? :)<br /><br /><br />Scary what some maniacs are capable of, huh?<br /><br /> ...oh, wait. Talk about irony.We.Are.Kult.Of.Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16425895101721641072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-29472406714389097022010-01-18T08:19:12.339+01:002010-01-18T08:19:12.339+01:00"ause I got exicted to read nine postings tha..."ause I got exicted to read nine postings that I thought were about the Doucher! How dissapointing!"<br />---I second that. In-depth discussions of the finer points of UFO-ology or Ritter's grubby little doings on this blog should be banned (and deleted).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-15066075056159918072010-01-18T08:18:58.949+01:002010-01-18T08:18:58.949+01:00"ause I got exicted to read nine postings tha..."ause I got exicted to read nine postings that I thought were about the Doucher! How dissapointing!"<br />---I second that. In-depth discussions of the finer points of UFO-ology or Ritter's grubby little doings on this blog should be banned (and deleted).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065011359519973691.post-50809497325835026802010-01-17T23:41:41.482+01:002010-01-17T23:41:41.482+01:00Ummm, Yeah, Welllll this site is about Kornhole Cu...Ummm, Yeah, Welllll this site is about Kornhole Cumstain Korff! So y'all take this shit somewhere else. Cause I got exicted to read nine postings that I thought were about the Doucher! How dissapointing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com